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Trying Very Hard Not to Start a Religion
I want someone to tell me what to eat. What to like. What to hate. What to rage about. What to listen to. What band to like...
May 21, 2026 -
Ikebana
Envy ye peasants for thou shall not acquire the taste and sophistication required to place three sticks diagonally in a ceramic pot.
May 18, 2026 -
Yes, Jeff Bezos, You Can Share Your Profits With Us
Boy you get enough food at home. Do not embarrass me right now by behaving like famine has specifically chosen you.
May 5, 2025 -
Never Race a Truck on a Scooty-Pep
The truck was carrying an unsafe load of wood, reminding me of scenes from the Final Destination movies...
January 5, 2023 -
Why Do the Weekends Vanish So Quickly? A Scientific, Philosophical, and Literary Look at Time
Do not meddle in your own timeline unless you enjoy paradoxes.
May 5, 2019